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Run 420 Night Hash and Fathers

         

 

Run 420

Naked Hash; Night Hash Run!!!

 

A perfect evening, with a little bit of sea breeze, sun is setting down, but we don’t have time for being romantic, with a huge amount of enthusiasm hashers were already went deep into the night hash run 2009.  Afther GM (Doc.) warned out the hashers who has never been on a night hash before in order to avoid wet jackass jokes the run groups started go get set within 75 attendants in this amazing organization. First six runners who have a foreign transfer from Amsterdam Hash, Sexxx started running on the front. The second group [ yet they were already winners / cause of being extra young and showed extra effort -  formed by Long Neck, Speedos, Noddle, Never Never, Pyscho & Breezy who formed a mysterious organization called ACAH (AHÖK in Turkish) / by the way don’t get jealous I have written every single of their name not yours cause they were winners.] came first by leaving the other run groups (sorry for not giving any details about them cause we never  saw them as worthy opponents / I think I went too far this time) behind with the fantastic timing of 20 minutes ( I reconned it was less but no worries) by recognising the places in the pictures, following the clues like a laser beam, working as team in a body – thus there were some hashers who got injured on the run / bless you Psycho, get well soon). As GM said early we are not a racing club but since this organization has being set once in a year there’s little bit of competition happens on night hash runs yet Dom Dom and her blood sister Mother Milk (whom I saw at the first time of my entire life) tried to yell, moan and whinge to “Doc” in order to change his decision but it didn’t effect the result.

 

When the first circle was set the hares Dirty Guy and Hotdog who has set this horrible, disgracefull ( yet I though It was brilliant if you have asked me) track came in the middle to enjoy their hare song with a cold nice beer. After that from the groups with an unbalanced power the winners of night hash 2009, ACAH a.k.a. AHÖK got their presents from almighty GM while they were enjoying and having a few the time came for the fathers in order to celebrate the father’s day. While all the fathers were in the middle GM gave them all cucumbers as presents for father’s day, some of them enjoyed eating this “lovely vegetable”, some of them checked around to see what’s happening. Next there were some non-hashers who didn’t bring/wear hash t-shirts (it was only our fastest hasher “Flying G”) who have to show their figure skating skills on the ice block. Afterwards returnerers had their bits and virgins introduces themselves to AH3 then GM dismissed circle for the BBQ. Pecker Checker who was making the barbecue tried to fill up the hashers belly while trying to prevent que cuts for the BBQ(thanks PC). While we were getting full Indiana Jones( me father ) already got us into the mood of his lovely music. After dinner I cannot remember if there wasn’t anyone not dancing on the sandy beach dance-floor untill we hear the anouncement of GM’ s “Circle Up!”.

 

On the second circle GM’s furiousness was on stage. Because Noddle’s penalty on last hash left half finished and becase he acted as a poof he has turned upside down by two powerfull men – btw I cannot remember why they did the same thing to Blooming Guy and Sex&Beer / please forgive me GM I was way too happy and way too drunk. Our supreme GM made a long story short in order to choose hashit nominees. Nominees were selected as Never Never, Long Neck, Speedos, Breezy, Noddle and unforgetable Psycho. While elections were going on the rest of the nominees were dismissed by letting Speedos and Pscyho in the circle. With the last election GM didn’t confirmed their demands to bring another hasher among them and the Hashit anounced as Psycho. After Gm!s announcement of setting hasher free some danced on the beach, some jumped into the sea and some rested on lounge chairs.

 

At the end of the day this night will be remmembered as an unforgetable night hash run of 2009. I would like to thank anyone who has participated on bringing this great event alive. I love you all.

 

On On

 

Speedos