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Run 420 Night Hash
and Fathers
Run 420
Naked
Hash; Night Hash Run!!!
A perfect evening, with a little bit of sea breeze, sun is setting down, but we
don’t have time for being romantic, with a huge amount of enthusiasm hashers
were already went deep into the night hash run 2009. Afther GM (Doc.) warned
out the hashers who has never been on a night hash before in order to avoid wet
jackass jokes the run groups started go get set within 75 attendants in this
amazing organization. First six runners who have a foreign transfer from
Amsterdam Hash, Sexxx started running on the front. The second group [ yet they
were already winners / cause of being extra young and showed extra effort -
formed by Long Neck, Speedos, Noddle, Never Never, Pyscho & Breezy who formed a
mysterious organization called ACAH (AHÖK in Turkish) / by the way don’t get
jealous I have written every single of their name not yours cause they were
winners.] came first by leaving the other run groups (sorry for not giving any
details about them cause we never saw them as worthy opponents / I think I went
too far this time) behind with the fantastic timing of 20 minutes ( I reconned
it was less but no worries) by recognising the places in the pictures, following
the clues like a laser beam, working as team in a body – thus there were some
hashers who got injured on the run / bless you Psycho, get well soon). As GM
said early we are not a racing club but since this organization has being set
once in a year there’s little bit of competition happens on night hash runs yet
Dom Dom and her blood sister Mother Milk (whom I saw at the first time of my
entire life) tried to yell, moan and whinge to “Doc” in order to change his
decision but it didn’t effect the result.
When the first circle was set the hares Dirty Guy and Hotdog who has set this
horrible, disgracefull ( yet I though It was brilliant if you have asked me)
track came in the middle to enjoy their hare song with a cold nice beer. After
that from the groups with an unbalanced power the winners of night hash 2009,
ACAH a.k.a. AHÖK got their presents from almighty GM while they were enjoying
and having a few the time came for the fathers in order to celebrate the
father’s day. While all the fathers were in the middle GM gave them all
cucumbers as presents for father’s day, some of them enjoyed eating this “lovely
vegetable”, some of them checked around to see what’s happening. Next there were
some non-hashers who didn’t bring/wear hash t-shirts (it was only our fastest
hasher “Flying G”) who have to show their figure skating skills on the ice block.
Afterwards returnerers had their bits and virgins introduces themselves to AH3
then GM dismissed circle for the BBQ. Pecker Checker who was making the barbecue
tried to fill up the hashers belly while trying to prevent que cuts for the BBQ(thanks
PC). While we were getting full Indiana Jones( me father ) already got us into
the mood of his lovely music. After dinner I cannot remember if there wasn’t
anyone not dancing on the sandy beach dance-floor untill we hear the anouncement
of GM’ s “Circle Up!”.
On the second circle GM’s furiousness was on stage. Because Noddle’s penalty on
last hash left half finished and becase he acted as a poof he has turned upside
down by two powerfull men – btw I cannot remember why they did the same thing to
Blooming Guy and Sex&Beer / please forgive me GM I was way too happy and way too
drunk. Our supreme GM made a long story short in order to choose hashit nominees.
Nominees were selected as Never Never, Long Neck, Speedos, Breezy, Noddle and
unforgetable Psycho. While elections were going on the rest of the nominees were
dismissed by letting Speedos and Pscyho in the circle. With the last election GM
didn’t confirmed their demands to bring another hasher among them and the Hashit
anounced as Psycho. After Gm!s announcement of setting hasher free some danced
on the beach, some jumped into the sea and some rested on lounge chairs.
At the end of the day this night will be remmembered as an unforgetable night
hash run of 2009. I would like to thank anyone who has participated on bringing
this great event alive. I love you all.
On On
Speedos
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